Annette Furscroggen

The universe fucked up when it tried to kill me in 2016 and bungled the job. I now have zero fucks. Zero. Do you feel lucky, punk?

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New Improved No-Poke Bamboo!

New Improved No-Poke Bamboo!

The local kids don’t know it yet but I’ve been taking their SOFT DARTS when I find them around. They’re literally DESIGNED to not poke your eyes out! Tape them if you want but they stay on well for sticks of the right “girth”. Still...